Some people are born simply to ANNOY you

Profanity warning
(Do I still need to warn you about this?)

Some people are born simply to annoy you. Some things exist in this Universe simply to infuriate you. Some events occur simply to anger you. And sometimes, nothing really happens, simply to ENRAGE you beyond all logic and reason.

If I had a Bowie and an Uzi in my hands right now, I'd be the most dangerous Black Ops Elite in the field. What would make me so dangerous at a time like this?
Indiscrimination.
Cold blood.
Boiling rage.

But life isn't a PlayStation® game... sadly. We cannot really go around murdering everyone and everything that pisses our sorry bloody heads off. That'd make us the plain sick fucko I'm sounding like right now. No, all we can do is write about it. Voice it out. Without acting on it.

And who, or what, am I referring to? Nothing in particular, yet everything, and anything that gets in my way in this mental state:

• Wannabes.


• Copycats.


• Stupid people.


• Retards.


• Barney the purple demon paedophile who should just be blasted back into extinction.


• Wannabes.


• Homophobes.


• Homicidal maniacs. (Oh wait, that's me!)


• Trolls.


• "Rashes" and other Facebook suckers.


• Wannabes.


• Sluts.


• Whores (including PETA whores).


• Religious extremists.


• Miley Cyrus.


• Wannabes.


• Twilight.


• Twilight moms who don't realize their age.


• People who don't see the "DO NOT DISTURB!" sign.


• Overly persuasive people.


• Wannabes.


• "Friends" who abuse your friendship.


• Backstabbers who are asking to get their throats slit.


• People who just can't leave you alone when you've specifically warned them to.


• People who are asking for it.


• Wannabes.


• Epic failures.


• Cheaters.


• Noobs.


• Wannabes

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*NEW* [updated]

• Kids. You know which ones I mean. And I'm not (just) talking about their age.


• Uncivilized people who can't wait for others to get off the elevator before barging in like unherded pigs.


• People who cause unnecessary traffic jams. Yes, you who have absolutely no fucking reason to slow down when the road incident doesn't fucking involve you. Don't give me the fucking excuse you think it might be someone you know. The look I caught on your painfully ugly faces showed more amusement than actual concern.


• People behind you who honk at you when you're stopping at a red light. I don't need your idiotic justification that there are no cars in sight. I'm not getting my plate number recorded on CCTV for your offense.


• People behind you who honk at you when you're not making the exit from the junction &/or into the roundabout. Because it's me who could be bludgeoned to death by oncoming cars if I make the wrong call. Not you.


• Slow drivers on the fast lane.


• Impatient maniacs on the slow lane.


• Slow &/or astonishingly terrible service at an eat-in when you're still paying the 10% service charge.


• People who don't read your "INFO", "Description" or "Disclaimer", and then make terribly stupid assumptions... AND THEN attempt to convince you how fucking interested they are in you. That's just plain insulting. Because they must think you're REALLY stupid to believe such bullshit when clearly they don't even bother to read about you.
  Or, in the case of those trying to lash out at you... THEY must be really eager to prove to you how stupid they really are.


• People who lash out at you because they think this post is specifically about them, when it's not!
  Really. You're not the ONLY person on my social networking list. Don't give yourself too much credit to think you deserve such attention.
  (Or maybe, it just so bothers you that I'm not even bothering with you, when you are. Awwwww.)


• (In other words) attention-deficit attentionwhores.


• People who don't activate brain before mouth. At all!


• People who tell you to shut up on your blog/Wall.
  Once again: People who either personally, by private message/e-mail, or comment function, complain about, &/or ask you to stop (or not "publicize") your OWN blog/Wall-post, where it's your every right to say what you want... and I presume this is after they enter your blog/Wall (at their own risk, as informed) to read what you wrote, and comment on it.


• People who ask you to "mind your own business" after they read your blog/Wall. Again, see the irony?


• But what's even worse:
  People who don't even read something before commenting on it.
  Or "liking" it.
  (See "Stupid people.")

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• Did I mention wannabes?

It's a wonder how extreme anger (born out of utmost annoyance) numbs all logic and complex thought processes. I'm pretty sure there's more to this infinite list. Just can't really think of anything beyond what's bothering me at this very instant ---
anything that gets in my way.

Feel free to add your 2 cents to the list. And don't get verbally murdered in the process.